Put Me Amongst The Girls - Lyric

I knew a naughty little lad. And when mother sent him off to school. He used to raise an awful noise, If the teacher placed him 'mongst the boys. He would be anything but good. For there he'd sit a fretting all the day. With sighs and teardrops in his eyes. Then to the teacher coaxingly he'd say: "Oh! Teacher "Put me amongst the girls!

"Put me amongst the girls! Do me a favour do, You know I'd do as much for you. Put me amongst the girls! Those with the curly curls: They'll enjoy themselves and so will I. If you put me amongst the girls."

John Jones came up to London town, Meant to be a member of the force: His feet were regulation feet. Just the feet to ornament a beat. "John, John, please get your helmet on Your duty lies up East;" The sergeant cried. "You're tough so get amongst the rough." John thought of Piccadilly as he sighed: "Oh! Sergeant. Put me amongst the girls!

Put me amongst the girls! Do me a favour do, You know I'd do as much for you. Put me amongst the girls! Those with the curly curls: They'll enjoy themselves and so will I. If you put me amongst the girls."

Far East the mummy old was found. Of Solomon, who had three hundred wives. It soon was brought across the foam, And caus'd quite a flutter here at home. Townsmen that saw the mummy, then, They said: "To the Museum it must go, 'Mongst bones and prehistoric stones." But Solomen wise mummy, shouted "No! Not likely! Put me amongst the girls!

Put me amongst the girls! Do me a favour do, You know I'd do as much for you. Put me amongst the girls! Those with the curly curls: They'll enjoy themselves and so will I. If you put me amongst the girls."

Seth Binks was such a pious man. Never stay'd out of after three a. m. Stage doors he used to hang about. Till he caught a cold that laid him out. Pals said: "Cheer up, you'll soon be dead! We'll plant you 'mongst the daisies in the sun." Poor Seth, though gasping for his breath. Said: "If there's any planting to be done. Oh! Docter. "Put me amongst the girls!

"Put me amongst the girls! Do me a favour do, You know I'd do as much for you. Put me amongst the girls! Those with the curly curls: They'll enjoy themselves and so will I. If you put me amongst the girls."